Last Saturday, my class in substantive editing wrapped up its final meeting. To commemorate this personal milestone, here are two short quotations, taken out of context and put together for my own amusement.
Editors are ghouls and cannibals.
—Harriet Vane to Salcombe Hardy in Dorothy L. Sayers’s Busman’s Honeymoon (1937)
If only Harriet knew her editor’s feelings, every time she went off on a walking tour, stumbled on a corpse, and was late with her next book!
The author has a constitutional right to be an idiot.
—a veteran editor I know, who wishes to remain anonymous
Thankfully, I know a lot of veteran editors, so finger-pointing will prove difficult.
I would like to point out that I’m both a writer and an editor, so you can only imagine the arguments I have with myself.